06/11/2015 (Thu) 15:43:02
>aliance pushing on fist gate.
>undead alchemists suddenly reveal that they've been perfecting a virus that kills every single living being, perfected on tortured aliance members. Literall fucking war crimes and atrocities worse than tianamen square.
Oh, its k varian, horde isnt evil even tho they've clearly wanted to use this on us eventually and the only thing even remotely stopping them was the lead apothecary suddenly breaking away from the forsaken too soon and using it on orcs too. Let them recapture lordearon for no good reason becuz peace :'))
>aliance makes a big ass push on the second gate to be the first and have military advantage on the race for taking down the LK.
>horde scouts ambush the aliance battalion who is embatled with the LK abomination constructs thereby ensuring they're all slaugthered.
>the devs implement a quest chain about how glorious the orc's effort was in attacking their allies like that because MUH HONOR.
>orcs go nagasaki on theramore.
>jaina gets mad.
>thrall tells her to stfu because it doesnt even matter.
>everyone nods and agrees.
I mean fuck. The game's gone from "horde can get away with murder because if the aliance doesnt put up with their shit and unite, the world dies" to "thrall is metzen's literal self insertion in that universe, so he's a mary-sue who is more knowledgeable than fucking stormrage or any NE druid who's lived 1000x as much time because it gives metzen a hardon to see a cartoon with facial aesthetics pulled from his mirror being the literal manifestation of " ultimate good guy who solves everything " when warcraft started out as being this huge amalgamation of people of equivalent capacities who just so happen to all have the same potential to impact their world in their own way. But scratch that because creating new characters and lore is hard. Lets just self insert thrall everywhere and ignore people who have twice the more lore justiifications to be wiser and more powerful because… Doom
Hammer!!! (That gets its power pulled out of it's ass).
Also, all orc quests north of barrens are literal warcrimes vs peaceful treehugger hippies . but that's k because they need lumber from dat senntient and sacred forest.
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